CALLING THINGS GAY!

*Today the car I got 2 months ago started making an insufferable clunking noise (it's definitely a high, back vowel), rendering it temporarily undriveable. Thankfully, the dual-zone climate control still works.

*I hear where you're coming from, John Kerry, but can we please talk about it later?

*My new laptop is not as well equipped for recording as I thought.

*Apparently, if your band is a four-piece, drums/ guitar /bass /hot, indie female lead-singer, Gibson wants you to have a Thunderbird bass.

*The Food Network is opposed to marshmallows on sweet potato pie/casserole; forget that noise!